Episode 6: A Goat Blower Carol

DE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

Orf's Voice

SOMETING STRANGE GOING ON HERE

Episode 5: Goat Blower vs. The Scary Forest

Discounting the nagging concerns over the so-called Count's heraldry and lineage, this evening had the makings of a grand adventure, and that, perhaps, is why it pained me so to witness the inexorable collapse into disaster!  Behold, a night of unholy terrors and unruly youths the likes of which you have never seen!

Alone at last

Finally, a moment to myself! 

Episode 4: Goat Blower Goes Clubbing

WE GO TO DIS CLUB TO SEE TITS AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS TOTAL SHIT

Satan!

Kult

MORE SHORT MOBIES

MORE GOAT BLOWER WIDEOS ARE COMING WE HAVE TESTICAL DIFFICULTIES

Episode 3: Goat Blower Goes to the Beach

I hate the sun...

Pure Hatred

Goat Blower Shorts

You pathetic weaklings have requested more frequent glimpses into the hellish world of Goat Blower... and your earthly wishes shall be granted.

Partake in these vile snapshots of lives more truly evil than you can possibly imagine.  They shall be released weekly, at lengths catering to your Plebeian short attention spans. 

These are but mere sips from the cup of Goat Blower.  You will be granted full tales monthly, and you shall drink your fill. 

yours forever in black metal hatred,
Orex the Amorous





PS DIE OF AIDS I WROTE DAT NECROGOAT

Episode 2: Goat Blower Saves the Pandas

Our epic journey to save the mighty Giant Panda - some call him Corpse Bear! - brings us into the heart of the animal prison.  What dangers!  What adversity!  What courage!  Peril and woe!  Dare you watch?!

Episode 1: Goat Blower Discovers the Internet

DIS DE FIRST ADWENTURE OF GOAT BLOWER  WE TRY TO AMKE  A SPACE WIT MY PORN BOX BUT IT IS STOLEN BY SOME PIECE OF SHIT GUY FUCK DAT GUY!!!!